Iranian Defense Force
Official Manifesto
we’ve just about had it up to here with what’s going down over in the middle east
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so we decided - you know what? it’s about high time we did something about it - check out our road map
Step 1
Launch token to fund operations
yeah u guessed it - we need fukin bread! we cant defend entire nation states for free it doesn’t work like that so ya we launched a little solami token buy at your own risk. click here to buy
Step 2
Build a freakin based tactical militia
so yeah we had our quant run some numbers, we’re 90% sure we can get child soilders for half off we just need to pay for their busses to and from the venue. hit us up if u guys have any homies
Step 4
Acquire a bunch of weaponry
so we were thinking right, what can we do now to dominate on the battle field?? we came up with this: rocks - we can just look for rocks all day or hire mexicans to do it and then we will be armed
Step 3
get a bunch of the jeets (indian men) to build us a fukin nuke
could u imagine though right, we get a bunch of bread from the token and then we just start nuking entire nations loool
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